Text 5 May Fuck no.

Hell no. Please God no.

Text 4 May 2 notes One of the guys shows up wearing a jockstrap to his face and role-playing Bane.

“Dude where the fuck did you get that jockstrap???”

Text 3 May 6 notes Get Cpl., kill more hajjis, then maybe go to DI school.

What do you guys think?

Video 3 May 48,236 notes

shadow-of-a-whisper:

likeevanslovedpotter:

theconsultingdominatrix:

I have no idea and I’m sorry

I WAS SINGING GIRL ON FIRE WHILE I WAS SCROLLING AND I GOT TO THIS POST AND I SCREAMED

*laughing and crying at the same time*

Photo 3 May 15 notes
Text 2 May 1 note Never play tackle with a football quarterback.

Especially when you’re half his size.

Text 2 May 5 notes “Hey, nice boots. Wanna ruck?”
Photo 1 May 109 notes

(Source: loaded-for-bear)

Video 1 May 136,778 notes

And I shall christen thee, “Good Gay Guy”

(Source: choochoomothafucka)

Text 1 May 3 notes The Suck sucks.

Time to rape bitches and eat babies.


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